1. |
The Rig
01:29
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Let me tell you 'bout my rig
It's really fucking big
HDMI
Internet speed's high
Nintendo Switch
Don't take no discs
PS 1 through 4
All the games you adore
Got the 'Cube to the left
and the mini NES
And I got the controller
If you need em on deck
Counting 1, 2, 3
Ambiios that I see
But I still need a Sheik
Just to make it complete
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2. |
Gamer Rage
02:33
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I'm charged up!
Ready to go!
But what's this
I'm seeing on my phone?
Did you wanna go?
Pack up
My PSP!
'Till the sun hits:
I can't see the screen
That's ok with me
On sunny days,
It's time to say
Sayonara, Samus!
I'm ditching Diddy Kong, saying
Move over, Mario!
This gamer's moving on
I'm all for
The sun and the trees
But this feels like
A waste of XP
That's ok with me
I feel like
A big fella!
I don't need
My boy Zelda! ;)
When I'm with my broes.
On sunny days,
It's time to say
Sayonara, Samus!
I'm ditching Diddy Kong, saying
Move over, Mario!
This gamer's moving on
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3. |
Boss Battle
03:07
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I'm gonna brick the Brickster
I'm gonna diddle DeDeDe
I'm gonna bomb the Bowser
I'm the very last gamer they'll see
I'm gonna punch-out Mike Tyson
Go Egyptian on Pyramid Head
I'm gonna flex on Mr. X
I won't stop till all the baddies are dead
Beating every single video game
I'm on a quest to save the princess
Conquer every single boss, and I slay
I maxed my skills, it ain't no contest
But if I ever try to talk to you
I know I'll never say the right thing
Frozen, can't even find the strength to move
Way harder than boss fighting
I'm gonna riddle the Ridley
I'm gonna bonk Donkey Kong
I'll go bananas on Ganon
Victory won't take me long
I'm gonna scramble the Eggman
Say goodbye to Sephiroth
Take down that Psycho Mantis
Move over kids, I'm going off
I've taken on
Many names, many lands, many games
But, I still can't
Say hello to the girl of my dreams
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4. |
Stardude Valley
02:44
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Say, watcha doing right now?
We could play a quick round
Before you head out.
No? Guess I'll start a new town
Sticking seeds in the ground
I always farm when I'm down
I found the light of my life
Hiding in binary
If I just had the time
To surf the web all night
Hey, what's your setup?
Are you feeling fed up?
Quad core?
Add another four!
Me, I'm just a big city kid
In a very small town
Trying to make new pals.
You, you're just an NPC
Can't run, can't breathe
You'll never understand me
I found the light of my life
Hiding in binary
If I just had the time
To surf the web all night
Hey, what's your setup?
Are you feeling fed up?
Quad core?
Add another four!
Hey, what's your setup?
Are you feeling fed up?
Quad core?
Slam it on the floor!
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Release day outside EB games
I'm jittery; I'm ready to play
Oh shit!
That's a really long line
I think I'm running out of time
I really need one for myself
These things are flying off the shelf
I'll head to Epic Games & More
They always have them in the store
It's you; it's me:
Everything that I wanted it to be
Cruise into Epic Games & More
I need that console I adore
My boy Nick says there's one in stock
Buy it quick! (Real quick!)
And I'm ready to rock
Who's that playing Simpsons Hit and Run?
A gamer girl: she could be the one
I ask if she wants to come and game
She says: "I'm gaming every day!"
I fell in love at Epic Games
And now we're gaming every day!
It's you; it's me:
Everything that I wanted it to be
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